Contrary to popular belief, crap is not a bad word. And it's a good thing, 'cuz life will deal ya lots of it. I am reminded of the words of the great philosopher such and so: "Crap." Despite all of the crap that we get, we should be thankful to the Big Daddy in the sky for the good crap that we already got. A good thing to compare "life crap" to is a bad hand in poker, and you losing every cent of your money because of your own stupidity. Man, you were stupid weren't you? Crapface. I think your brain is made of crap.

Crapfully yours, Buff-A.